Also, i’ve been having heart problems lately.

aquaarchie:

professoroakbitches:

truckleitstouko:

professoroakbitches:

i think that’d be a good id—-

SOMEONE.. ANYONE CALL THIS PROFESSOR A DOCTOR!

WHAT? I’M NOT A DOCTOR, I’M PROF—

I THINK MY HEARING’S GOING

Oh I can fix this. *Pokes him with a stick* Hmmm nope. Samurott use water gun on his face

[While the professor continued to have his little heart attack, a dragonite swooped from the slightly cloudy sky and a hyper beam seared the ground between Oak and the Aqua-man. The dragonite would then flick his tail, and, if it hit it’s initial target, bat Archie’s samurott away with an angry, protective huff.]

( also, fuq u.)

Jun 18. 18 Notes.

Also, i’ve been having heart problems lately.

truckleitstouko:

professoroakbitches:

i think that’d be a good id—-

SOMEONE.. ANYONE CALL THIS PROFESSOR A DOCTOR!

WHAT? I’M NOT A DOCTOR, I’M PROF—

I THINK MY HEARING’S GOING

Jun 18. 18 Notes.

hikaridiamondpearl asked: Oak, are you going to die?

at this rate, probab—

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Jun 18. 2 Notes.

i’m aware that throwing cats at walls is a big deal

but i really think someone should call for some hel—

Jun 18. 3 Notes.

Also, i’ve been having heart problems lately.

truckleitstouko:

professoroakbitches:

No, I’m feeling a little bett—-

It sounds like it really hurts, and I’m worried about you.. Someone should really call the hospital!

i think that’d be a good id—-

Jun 18. 18 Notes.

i think i’m dying, someone should call the police.

Jun 18. 3 Notes.

Also, i’ve been having heart problems lately.

truckleitstouko:

professoroakbitches:

They may be connected to the penial piercing I got before I was kidnapped into the forest.

Ouch Professor! I think you should go see a Doctor or something?

No, I’m feeling a little bett—-

Jun 18. 18 Notes.

hikaridiamondpearl: